Policies

Shipping

Flat-rate shipping within the United States, calculated at checkout. Items are made to order; allow 2–7 business days before dispatch. Delivery estimates are estimates, not guarantees.

Returns & exchanges

Printed-to-order items are produced individually and are not returnable for change of mind. Damaged or misprinted items are replaced at no cost — email a photo within 14 days of delivery.

Product description

All items are novelty goods. No item is a medical device, contraceptive, hygiene product or drug, and no health, safety or efficacy claim is made or implied by any printed packaging, which is decorative.

Age

Orders are accepted from purchasers aged 18 or over.

Payment

Payments are processed by Stripe. Card details never touch this site.

Contact

Order questions: use the order status page, or reply to your confirmation email.