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Novelty packaging and printed goods. The joke is the front panel.

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BALZAC items are novelty printed goods and packaging sold as props. They are not medical devices, contraceptives, hygiene products or drugs, and make no health, safety or efficacy claim of any kind. Purchasers must be 18 or over.

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